Geez! Everyone wants a Federal bailout these days, even Santa Claus.
When asked why the costs had gone up and a bailout at the North Pole was needed to survive, Santa says it is due to changing market conditions and an unprepared workforce:
“What really gets us into this position was the tech gifts these kids want now. You really think a bunch of elves who are used to whittling baseball bats can reverse-engineer an iPod, figure it out, and then build 700 million of them?”
Yeah, blame it on the kids and the elves, Santa ….