Uh Oh. I’m only on the first page of the introduction of The Pumpkin Plan: A Simple Strategy to Grow a Remarkable Business in Any Field  by Mike Michalowicz (@toiletpaperentrepreneur) and I’m already laughing. When we talked about his sending me a review copy of this book, he told me this was going to a more serious book about building your business – and it is.
But I’m still laughing out loud in my kitchen at 6am on a Saturday over a cup of steaming coffee (which is when I write these book reviews). I hope the rest of my family doesn’t hear me.
Let me tell you a little bit about the author, Mike Michalowicz. In the interest of full disclosure, Mike has become a sort of professional friend. That happened after I reviewed his last book, The Toilet Paper Entrepreneur. He’s not the kind of guy everyone likes. Some people may think he isn’t serious because there’s a playful, unassuming, comedic teenage-sense of humor that you notice first.
I mean who else would name their book “Toilet Paper Entrepreneur?” But he’s the kind of guy I LOVE because beneath the carefree, frat-boy style is real down-to-earth wisdom that only a small business owner can appreciate.
Knowing How to Grow a Great Pumpkin Translates to Growing a Great Business – Really
There are lots of analogies about how to grow a great business; fast cars, toilet paper and now pumpkins. I’m dubious about this. Thank the LORD I didn’t have to wait until page 85 to get the connection. Mike gets to it on page 15 (whew). Here is the inspiration for the book – an article in his local paper on how to grow GIGUNDA pumpkins in – are you ready – Seven Steps!
STEP 1: Plant promising seeds
STEP 2: Water, Water, Water
STEP 3: As they grow, routinely remove all of the diseased or damaged pumpkins.
STEP 4: Weed like a mad dog. Not a single green leaf or root permitted if it isn’t a pumpkin plant.
STEP 5: When they grow larger, identify the stronger, faster-growing pumpkins. Repeat until you have one pumpkin on each vine.
STEP 6: Focus all your attention on the big pumpkin. Nurture it around the clock like a baby, and guard it like you would your first Mustang convertible.
STEP 7: Watch it grow. In the last days of the season, this will happen so fast you can actually see it happen.
There you have it – the secret to growing a million dollar business in the pumpkin patch. These steps are actually converted to business-speak a page later, but you’ll have to read the book to get those.
How To Use Pumpkin Plan In Your Business
By the time you get through the first chapter – you will be sold. You’ll find yourself saying “YES! This is me. I’m going to Pumpkin Plan my business!” But this book is NOT a workbook. You can’t just stop reading and do something he talks about. I suppose you can but let’s just say you won’t want to. You’ll want to keep reading, then put the book down, then really think about the wisdom that’s between the lines that have you laughing and chuckling to yourself and at the same time SEEING yourself in the myriad stories he tells throughout the book.
Let me give you a sort of tip before you even crack the pages – the book starts with a story about not being “That guy” – the guy who gives his whole life to his business and then is sitting on the porch worn and torn drooling (a rather bad paraphrase of Mike). This is the foundation of the book. The pumpkin patch process is what you’ll see Mike repeating in a variety of industries and situations. And your job is to read, learn and then apply what you’ve read to YOUR business.
No fancy worksheets, no short cuts, just a little “Work the Plan in 30 Minutes or Less” summary after each section. What strikes me about each of these to-do elements is how much of them are not about DOING – they are about who you are BEING in your business. And remember – you don’t want to BE – That guy!
Who Should Read Pumpkin Plan And Why
While the book is written for the small business owner, I actually think it has HUGE implications for sales folks as well. After all, aren’t we ALL sales people? I never thought I would say this, but this pumpkin patch process has wisdom and practicality written all over it.
If your business is in those “Life Sucks” stages where you find yourself thinking that all you need is to close that one BIG deal? Yeah – you need this book. Get over it, the big deal isn’t going to save you.
And if you are doing great, but want more time to enjoy your business and your life, pick this puppy up and free up some time while you make more money.
I’m not trying to sell this book to you. I can’t promise that what’s in the book will grow your business – only the choices you make and actions you take will do that. But, if you implement the Pumpkin Plan, you just might find yourself laughing all the way to the bank.