So I'm at the airport and for whatever reason my super-duper smartphone, which is apparently from the not-too-distant future, just will not find a signal. Okay, no big deal, except that apparently everyone around me is busily typing away, being productive (or not), and enjoying some sort of WiFi that has shunned me and my poor little gadget. What I wouldn't have done for five minutes of good, strong WiFi. Would I have gone as far as the criminal in this cartoon? Probably not. Err . . . probably.