I just bought the new iPad and it's the third iPad I've owned. Yes, I'm an early adopter. Yes, I'm an Apple ethusiast. But, honestly, what is wrong with me!? Throw in a few more bells, whistles, and that retina display and I'm positively Pavlovian! The thing is, even as I enjoy the latest and greatest, part of me is thinking: "You know, in a few months they'll up the speed, make it slightly thinner, and then you're behind again." I know it's coming, and yet\u2026 I wish I knew how to break the cycle. Ooh, I know! I'll ask Siri!