I\u2019m old enough that I don\u2019t fully understand the concept of the selfie. Maybe it\u2019s the \u201caw shucks\u201d Midwesterner in me. (I literally say \u201caw shucks\u201d daily.) Or maybe it\u2019s my 'I-work-at-home-so-I-don\u2019t-shave-every-day' vanity. Or maybe it\u2019s my distrust of Facebook. Or maybe it\u2019s the fact that running my own business, running a family, and the occasionally runny nose ... doesn\u2019t leave me a lot of time and energy for self-portraiture. That being said, if my sales ever jump like that - I just might recreate this cartoon in real life.