Generally, brevity is wit. But sometimes an incredibly long caption is just what the doctor ordered.
Originally this went a whole different way and the woman was standing on the table with a baseball bat getting ready to bean the other guy over his thermostat shenanigans — but it seemed a little violent for my taste.
After some ruminating on role playing, I went more with an acting take on the situation and spent a good hour writing her part.
And what a story, huh? Hey Hollywood — give me a call if you’re interested.