Occasionally, I hear of people who\u00a0create their own position in a company, which\u00a0--\u00a0let's face it\u00a0--\u00a0sounds pretty cool. I mean, to be someone who's doing such a bang-up job creating new opportunities and processes that someone else recognizes it and makes a whole new job title? Boy, does that sound fun or what?! A clean slate. A fresh canvas. Who knows what greatness awaits? Call me a pessimist, but I bet most of those kinds of jobs end up like this cartoon in short order.