It\u2019s been a long long time since I interviewed for a job, but I still occasionally ponder the \u201cSo, any special skills?\u201d question. I\u2019m sure what they were looking for was something like \u201cI can fix any copier ever made\u201d or \u201cI love to clean break room microwaves.\u201d But the little devil on my shoulder always wanted me to say something more along the lines of \u201cI can burp the alphabet\u201d or \u201cI have six toes\u201d or \u201cI look deep into mens\u2019 souls and divine their darkest deepest secrets! Then I create elaborate ironic scenarios with which to expose and humiliate them!! Moo-ha-ha-ha!!!\u201d Anyway, one day while watching my cat, this popped into my head and that little devil on my shoulder gave me a knowing glance and a thumbs up. It\u2019s good to know he\u2019s still there now and then.